Friday, April 16, 2010

An Ode To My Glutes

What's a gal to do when she goes on a 16km ride by herself and cannot use her iPod? Write a poem to her ass of course! So here it is, the ode to my butt.

I realize now you are tired and sore,
But tomorrow we must do some more.
For cycling we must continue be,
Because we have a lot of fat you see.
But if you continue to shrink of course,
I will get you a pair of new bike shorts. 

Ah, bribery through poetry, classy and effective.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh Cara, you do have the most interesting things on your blog! And I don't mean that in a negative way - I find it very interesting - I always have to check it out! Applause for being creative.
Auntie Paula